Wednesday, July 7, 2010

90 Days Is Sufficient


In the immortal words of Kahless: "A 90 day sentence for Lindsay Lohan is sufficient in the general populace of a Klingon Gulag. In fact, 90 seconds ought to do it."

Disapproves of Clowns


In the immortal words of Kahless: "The clown pictured below is the only thing Westboro Baptist Church members can see in their mind's eye when they close their eyes."

World Barista Championships


In the immortal words of Kahless: "Baristas do not concern the average Klingon. Unless they are Romulans or attend Westboro Baptist Church like treacherous dogs."

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Kahless Prefers Chili Cheese Fries


In the immortal words of Kahless: "Any fried food product that can add to the mathematical probability of farts being released on Romulans appeases me."

Kahless Hates WBC


In the immortal words of Kahless: "Only spineless, Romulan-coddling baktags that are honourless traitors would be a member of the Westboro Baptist Church. If you see any of these yIntaghs, forshak in their general direction (ideally upon their dead bodies)."